And stars are falling all for us

22mg: thegreenhermione: katherinebloginson: frankenzned: oll...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:10:35 +0100

thegreenhermione:

katherinebloginson:

frankenzned:

ollielephant:

I will never get over how hard I laughed the first time I saw this

Oh man the… the thing it was from named it and just the mention of the name will set me off now

None Pizza with Left Beef

none pizza with left beef is probably the funniest possible thing i can think of right now

the first time i saw this i literally cried for ten minutes and i still burst out laughing every time “none pizza with left beef”

normanbecile: hurricane-emily: jimgaffigan: Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:09:08 +0100

normanbecile:

hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

i get my nails done into claws so i can rip asshole’s faces off :)

thedarkerlordsatan: “Austin Carlile, Olympic Balloon...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:57:28 +0100

thedarkerlordsatan:

“Austin Carlile, Olympic Balloon Sprinter.” (x)

I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON HERE I JUST KNOW I WANT TO BE A PART OF IT

em-gee3: notjohnramos8: herr-doctor: deanisanactualprincess: ...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:39:02 +0100

em-gee3:

notjohnramos8:

herr-doctor:

deanisanactualprincess:

dontkillbirds:

miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:

littleartemis:

radiogrimshaw:

radiogrimshaw:

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

jesus h. christ

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

#huge dicks are like communism

can someone please put that on a shirt

10 inches is bigger than you forearm? Wow, you’ve got a small forearm. :3

The longest is actually 16 inches lol

John how the fuck do you know that?

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:26:27 +0100

honestly, the all time low fandom is the best

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:26:11 +0100

drowninginthe-flood:

can we just

to whoever made these, bless your little weird souls

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:24:57 +0100

ethanwearsprada: when people say DW instead of Doctor who when people say Dr. Who instead of...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:24:15 +0100

ethanwearsprada:

when people say DW instead of Doctor who

when people say Dr. Who instead of Doctor Who

when people say Dweeks instead of Whovians

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:23:08 +0100

danisnotonfire: amazingphil: AND EVERY MONTH WE BUY A HAMSTER

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:22:45 +0100

danisnotonfire:

amazingphil:

AND EVERY MONTH

WE BUY A HAMSTER

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:18:34 +0100

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:18:06 +0100

past-my-bedtime: When Jack is talking about You Me At Six

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:16:09 +0100

past-my-bedtime:

When Jack is talking about You Me At Six

brookeeverdeen: HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED BACK ON A FRIENDSHIP AND YOU REALIZED HOW SHITTY THAT PERSON...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:14:25 +0100

brookeeverdeen:

HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED BACK ON A FRIENDSHIP AND YOU REALIZED HOW SHITTY THAT PERSON MADE YOU FEEL

YEAH ME TOO

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:20:25 +0100

liguoriliscious: Bringing this back because I remembered it...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:18:26 +0100

liguoriliscious:

Bringing this back because I remembered it from Phil’s new video (which was totes adorable and hilarious!)

thedrturtle: benedict cucumberbatch

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:13:52 +0100

thedrturtle:

benedict cucumberbatch

oh my god hello how are you welcome to my aquarium

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:13:47 +0100

oh my god hello how are you welcome to my aquarium

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:13:19 +0100

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:11:48 +0100